son of an ASSS!!!!!!!!!
i had the AHS recap mostly written on thursday and then halloween and then i lost steam.
i was just putting the finishing touches on the post which essentially took me 4 days to write and when i went to publish..
it only published half of it and half is half-assed so i went to copy/paste it into a NEW post and then..
lost. all. of. it.
i hate me. i hate ryan murphy and i hate ALL OF THE EVERYTHING.
so i am going to do this kind of recap...
1. this episode was awesome.
2. lots of things to discuss:
a.) who is the supreme?
i think it's misty.
she can bring shit back to life with aligator doo doo.
although i think that's a front.
she brought herself back to life from a fire.
so either she is a phoenix or the motherfucking supreme.
3. delphine turned into a 70's sitcom maid.
i like her.
4. the little gay dude from will and grace was my favorite.
5. frances conroy has some seriously fat lady fingers.
those things look like dicks!
6. well seasoned tuna.
7. flich's tongue
8. madison the doll.
what else have i missed?
this episode ruled.
sorry for the late and lame recap.
happy halloween from this creepy as fuck baby with a skull and horn head.
here's to hoping your kid writes a similar letter one day and you take a solid shit in your pants.
your mom wishes you happy halloween and plenty of nightmares.
today is my favorite of favorite holidays.
but you probably knew that already.
honestly it's a toss up between it and opposite day.
AHS recap tomorrow.
if i were invited to your halloween party i would go as suzy bishop..
but instead i'll probably go as a mom who tricks and treats with her zombie leopard kid.
does any other mom out there have to do 2 costumes for their kid?
fiona wants to be a zombie leopard by night and taylor swift by day.
the day costume is for biography day at school.
i guess at montessori they don't do halloween the traditional way..
they have to incorporate it into a learning experience.
stupid smart people.
also 3 new paintings in the shop..
lately i've been inspired by aboriginal paintings.
i love their honesty and movement but not the color choices.
i get it though, therein lies the honesty.
they used those drab colors because their "paints" pretty much consisted of plants and mud.
what are you going as?
one year my mom dressed me as a hooker and told me i was a lady of the evening.
i thought that sounded super glamorous.
HA HA HA HA HA
they don't actually eat there, do they?
this person gets all the yesses.
what a pretty little room.
part of the napa valley showhouse designed by hillary thomas.
wall to wall sisal never gets old.
see more of this room here.
i have been working on this commission for months and i am finally finished.
this was a big one..obviously.
these canvases are 48 x 60.
and now they will be taken off the stretchers, rolled in heavy PCV piping and shipped to a lucky lady with a giant wall.
these are all going side by side, they will be framed and lighted up with fancy and important brass picture lights.
i cannot wait to see them situated.
for my next trick..
more commissions to work on and some more to fill the shop.
come back later today if you're interested in purchasing some paper pieces.
and contact me if you're interested in commissioning your own giant canvas. or small one.